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BRI BRI KITTY FUCK $$$$
CARPE MUTHAFUCKING VITAM.

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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utterly-insane-panda:

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

reblog till I die.

thefineside:

missinglinc:

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

YES!

Even more special are the ones who say “I’ve never came from head”.

You feel accomplished as fuck.

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LMAO 

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history